I was out on my pontoon boat, on Buckeye Lake, when I saw two giant tour boats heading towards each other. These boats were full of tourists, mostly old people. When one of the boats entered the wake of the other, it went up into the air and flipped over - tossing all of the old people into the water. Instead of swimming, all of the old people instantly died, as if they had fallen into a vat of poison or acid or something.
I drove my boat to the docks at Leibs Island and got out to tell everyone what I had seen. As I was doing that, I noticed that a Buckeye Lake Ranger was following me in her own boat - pulling all of the dead people in the water towards the shore. I started yelling at her, telling her that she was going to be bringing disease to everyone that was there. She kept insisting that she needed to pull the corpses in, so they could be burned and disposed of properly. In order to get away from the diseased corpses, I got back in my boat and headed back towards the middle of the lake - while the ranger arranged all the bodies in a pile near a shallow section of the shore and began to set them all on fire.
