Thursday, December 08, 2005

My Nekkid Webchick Neighbor

Me, James, and Larry were walking along some railroad tracks that went through town, on our way back home from somewhere. As we were getting close to our backyard, a train started to approach. We all got off the tracks so the train could pass, but as it did - the engine released the cars that it was pulling. Larry seemed annoyed by this, so he went back up on the tracks, pushed against the free-rolling train cars, and sent them rolling in the other direction.

Larry and Jeff were now inexplicably gone, so I continued through that backyard and headed inside my house.

I went inside to find the neighbor girl sitting on my futon, watching TV, apparently just waiting for me to get home. She wasn't wearing anything too terribly sexy, but she was still cute. I felt like I recognized her from somewhere, but I couldn't put my finger on it. She asked me if I would take a few pictures of her to put on her website, so I grabbed my camera and took a few random shots. She left shortly after that, but invited me to come next door for dinner with her parents later that night.

When I went over to her house, I could see that they had cooked up a special dinner. I wasn't sure what the occassion was, but I made myself at home after greeting her parents. We all sat down at the table as the neighbor girl (whom I knew now as Lindsey) began to serve the food. It was much like a Thanksgiving dinner... sweet potatoes, rolls, stuffing, etc... but the main course that she was serving was gravy-filled loaves of bread. Her parents didn't seem surprised by this at all, so I played along and had some.

As we were eating our gravy bread, I suddenly realized where I had recognized her from. She was a model at an adult web site. I had seen her pictures before in various places, but it wasn't until now that I recognized her. I exclaimed "Ahh! You're Lindsey from RealPeachez.com!" Her eyes got big, surprised that I had recognized her... and ratted her out in front of her parents. She snapped back with "Don't call me that! My name is Ruth!" I just assumed that she was hiding what she did from her parents, so again I played along.

Dinner continued and she tried to serve us several more loaves of gravy bread, but I had my fill and was trying to find an excuse to leave. Finally we all got up from the table, and I made my way towards their front door. In the living room, on my way out, I noticed that several professional photographers were setting up expensive equipment and lights. It was then that I realized that her parents help her run her website out of their living room, and that she had invited me over so that she could try to have a normal life - in contrast to her online Lindsey persona. I felt a bit silly, having used my relatively cheap digital camera to shoot some normal candid photos of her earlier, considering that she was obviously used to much more professional equipment.

(You can visit the actual RealPeachez web site by clicking here. Obviously, adult content ahead... heh)