Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Adventure

I started off in a small apartment with my dad, my cousin Matt, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. Dad and Matt were doing a remodel of the bathroom, and Dale was out in the hallway watching. I went to check on the progress as well and noticed that they were all frozen in place... frozen in time. I tried to jostle them back into action and it didn't work, however time started up again and they kept working for a couple of seconds. When time stopped again, this time I knocked Dad and Matt's hats off of their heads, and swiveled Dale around to a complete different orientation, so this time when time started moving again they realized that something was going on, because as far as they were concerned, those changes happened in an instant.

I then heard a commotion outside, and realized that the police were coming for me for some reason. There was a robot outside that was willing to lead me away from the house. It was dark, so I had a hard time following him, but I jumped across several cars in the neighbor's driveway, damaging each one as I landed on it, but I kept on running in the hopes that he wouldn't have heard and come out to catch me. My neighbor happened to be TechMoan, a dashcam / tech review guy from YouTube.

But he did hear me, so I started running even faster. Eventually I found a motorcycle and started driving out of town (Lancaster) on 33 heading towards Sugar Grove. But before I could make it over the Broad St bridge, a school bus pulled up along side me and it was filled with mentally challenged kids who were trying to spit on me. I sped up, just to get around the bus, but the driver chose to speed up as well - and to start veering over into my lane to crush me against the guardrail.

I jammed on the brakes and the bus hit the guardrail in a way that flipped it over onto its side, and the bus driver crashed through the windshield and kept yelling at me for whatever slight she felt she received from me. One of the cops finally pulled up to the scene and it ended up being Jenny Eveland, my first serious girlfriend when I was a kid. She made some kind of joking remark about how I was "at it again" and then pointed out the best way for me to get away over a nearby hill.

I made it down the hill, but I was out of breath so I ducked into a school auditorium that was being used as an emergency shelter, for whatever disaster was going on at the time. I sat in the front row of seats along with several other people, when I woman came walking by while carrying a new barbecue grill in the box. As she went past a few of us, we noticed that the box was hot and was leaking a mercury-like liquid from one of the damaged corners, and it was dripping onto all of us.

When the liquid would hit us, it would be absorbed by our skin but then many more blobs of mercury would ooze from different areas of our arms and legs. We all started shouting at her, trying to get her to stop moving, and once she realized the grill was overheating we all started running out of the auditorium towards the nearby mountains.

We made it out of town, and were clear of the city, but we looked back as a giant plane was trying to land in the middle of the city. The city was actually already burning, but when the plane started getting turned sideways due to turbulence, it crashed in a massive fireball when it reached the ground. We shielded our eyes, and we could see the shockwave ring of dust that shot out from the crash site in all directions, and when it reached us the blast of wind almost knocked us off of our feet - but nobody in our escape party was seriously hurt.