Monday, October 24, 2005

Living Dead Game

I was living in my old house in Millersport, when two of my old friends stopped by to see me. First Ami and her husband stopped by, but I was asleep - so they just knocked on the door and then left when I didn't answer. Pam stopped by later, when it was getting dark, and we decided to take a walk up through the park and towards the school.

It was dark now, and we were concerned that someone would catch us on school property when we weren't supposed to be, so we were sneaking through the woods that surrounded the school property. I heard voices in the distance, so I told her to lay down on the ground so that we could blend in until the people went by. Well, within a few minutes we saw several dozen people staggering around, making noise, heading in the direction of the school. I motioned to Pam to get up so we could continue, to see what was going on, but she had fallen asleep on the ground.

She woke up and continued towards the school with me, but we were immediately spotted by a bunch of the staggering people... people that we realized were dead zombies, roaming the land around the school. We figured the best way to avoid being attacked was to pretend that we were zombies too, and it worked. We staggered along with the rest of the dead people until we reached the rear of the school where there was a giant dragon, made of ceramic material.

The dragon reared back and was going to attack a bunch of us walking nearby, so my reaction was to defend me and Pam - so I took out a sword and attacked the dragon, causing the body to smash into pieces and the giant head to fall to the ground. I felt like I was in a videogame at this point, so I tried to think what a game character would do next. Normally when you beat a "boss" character, you are rewarded with a coin or a key... so I smashed the head open by slamming it on the ground again, and inside I found a key that would allow Pam and I to escape into the school, away from the zombies.

In the meantime, the zombies had noticed when I attacked and killed the dragon - so they realized that me and Pam weren't one of them. Three zombies immediately attacked me, one of them pushing me to the ground and another one of them trying to bite and infect me - but Pam saved me at the last moment by stabbing them in the spine, killing them. Then, for reasons that we never figured out, Pam discovered that she could turn all the zombies back into humans by kissing them. So, she went around carefully kissing all the zombies without being bit - saving the day and turning most everyone back to normal.

Monday, October 10, 2005

Crazy Larry

I was driving my car, on my way to work, when I felt all four tires go flat. I pulled over and got out my little mini-go-kart and started to continue the drive to my job. When I went into a little valley beneath a highway overpass, the cement was freshly poured - and my little go-kart quickly sank and got stuck. I hopped out and began walking, when I noticed Larry walking on the other side of the road in the same direction.

I told Larry how I was having car troubles and I was late for work, so he offered me a ride in his tractor trailer. When I got into the back of the trailer, I saw that he had kidnapped a man and a girl, and was forcing them to go to work with us. The man was all screaming and crazy, but the girl didn't seem quite as upset. Larry then shot the man, sending him falling out of the back of the moving trailer - and the girl and I began singing "The Rodeo Song" in order to appear "at ease" with Larry, in hopes that he didn't shoot us as well. It was strange though, because the girl was singing the song, but all the lyrics were wrong.

Monday, October 03, 2005

Buckeye Lake Corpses

I was out on my pontoon boat, on Buckeye Lake, when I saw two giant tour boats heading towards each other. These boats were full of tourists, mostly old people. When one of the boats entered the wake of the other, it went up into the air and flipped over - tossing all of the old people into the water. Instead of swimming, all of the old people instantly died, as if they had fallen into a vat of poison or acid or something.

I drove my boat to the docks at Leibs Island and got out to tell everyone what I had seen. As I was doing that, I noticed that a Buckeye Lake Ranger was following me in her own boat - pulling all of the dead people in the water towards the shore. I started yelling at her, telling her that she was going to be bringing disease to everyone that was there. She kept insisting that she needed to pull the corpses in, so they could be burned and disposed of properly. In order to get away from the diseased corpses, I got back in my boat and headed back towards the middle of the lake - while the ranger arranged all the bodies in a pile near a shallow section of the shore and began to set them all on fire.